Sunday 26 January 2014

Breaking: Royal Rumble Turns Heel



In an unprecedented turn of events, WWE's annual January pay-per-view 'Royal Rumble' turned heel tonight in front of a packed crowd in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, WCN has learned.

The pay-per-view has been a long-standing favourite with wrestling fans since it's debut in 1988, but tonight's actions have shocked fans around the world. "I can't believe the pay-per-view would do this to us", said one fan. "I've cheered the Rumble year after year, but I can't help but boo it tonight."

The shocking turn came at the end of the night, when the 30th Royal Rumble match participant ended up being Rey Mysterio and not Daniel Bryan, as the WWE had been writing towards for months. After a brief few seconds of silence, the crowd began to boo as they realised that they simply no longer cared about their former friend.

"I feel like Marty Jannetty, and the Royal Rumble has just super kicked me right in the chin", said our source, before fittingly launching himself through a glass window.