Vince McMahon, Chairman and CEO of WWE, has had a rude awakening this holiday season, after being shown the error of his ways by three ghosts, WCN has heard.
Sources close to McMahon have reported hearing noises coming from his home in Greenwich, Connecticut that sounded pretty much like the noises that he would make if he were to be awoken suddenly from his sleep, presumably panting and covered in sweat. It is thought he was then apporached by three ghosts, or ghost-like figures.
The first ghost, our sources report, dealt with McMahon's misgivings in the past. "I heard lots of talking, which lasted a while" our source told. "They were talking for a long time about a club he used to run, something about ass kissing. Also, Beaver Cleavage was mentioned repeatedly, whatever that means."
"The second ghost was mostly about current stuff, you know, the present", continues our source. "There was a long conversation about Dolph Ziggler and Vince cried for a while, I think."
Finally, McMahon was seen running away from his home in a long night-gown and slippers. Some eyewitness accounts report seeing McMahon being chased by the ghost of former wrestler Chris Benoit. It is unknown at this time whether or not McMahon has fully recovered.